I get cranky when the moon is full
No hanky panky when the moon is full

For on that night back in july
You left me standing high and dry
I love you, hate you, can't deny
The thought of you just makes me sad

I get cranky when the moon is full

I get cranky when the moon is full
No no, no no, hanky panky when the moon is full

For on that night when midnight struck
You left me there, shit out of luck
I love you, hate you, I'm so stuck
I guess that I'm just dumbed so fucked, ah

I get cranky when the moon is full

You dropped me like a sack of rocks
I threw out all your ties an socks
My standards must be so low
Why else would I hold you so close?

I get cranky when the moon is full