domingo, 25 de marzo de 2012

English Jokes

Las risas no serán muy sinceras, pero hay algunos chistes buenos ;-D

Student 1 - What happens if you dial 666?
You will get some policemen upside down!

Student 2 - What dog smells like onions?
A hot dog!

Student 3 - What is white when its dirty and black when its clean?
A blackboard!

Student 4 - What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
A doughnut!

Student 5 - What always falls without getting hurt?

Student 6 - What is Santa's girlfriend called?
Mary Christmas!

Student 1 - How do you stop fish from smelling?
Cut their noses off!

Student 2 - What is brown and sticky?
A stick!

Student 3 - What did the tree say to the boy?
Leaf me alone!

Student 4 - What do sheep do on sunny days?
Have a baa - baa - cue!

Student 5 - What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies!

Student 6 - Where can you find an ocean without water?
On a map.

Student 1 - What should you say when you meet a ghost?
How do you boo?

Student 2 - What's a snakes favourite subject?

Student 3 - What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes

Student 4 - What question can't be answered with a yes?
Are you asleep?

Student 5 - How does Minnie Mouse go to school?
By minnie-bus!

Student 6 - Whats big, fat, grey and wears a beautiful dress?

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