miércoles, 1 de junio de 2011

Nuestros ojos son selectivos - Si conduces piensa en los ciclistas

Campaña Británica por amor a los ciclistas,
los cuales a veces no son vistos por muchos conductores
distraídos en sus asuntos personales.

Si eres conductor recuerda que en las calles hay ciclistas
y sus vidas hay que tener en cuenta y respetar.

-Clearly somebody in this room murdered Lord Smythe, who, at precisely 3:34 this afternoon, was brutally bludgeoned to death with a blunt instrument. I want each of you to tell me your whereabouts at precisely the time that this dastardly deed took place.

-I was polishing the brass in the master bedroom.
-I was buttering His Lordship’s scones below stairs, sir.
-I was planting my petunias in the potting shed.

-Constable, arrest Lady Smythe!

-Oh, but- how did you know?

-Madam, as any horticulturalist will tell you, one does not plant petunias until May is out. Take her away.

-It’s just a matter of observation. The real question is how observant were you?


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